Score: 0

"You might want to tell us how to play your "game""

submission: LoveSaber 2

date: March 22, 2009

No instructions, you can just tab/space through the whole thing... and it's yiff pr0n.

Score: 4

"Some things need fixed"

submission: Attack Of The Frownies

date: December 25, 2007

The re-appears are blocky and you can just get stuck. It makes the action look terrible. Try a flashing re-appear, where (as like other games) the character appears but will flash a different color for a small amount of time during which he cannot be harmed; to even out the effect you could prevent the character from firing during that re-appear sequence.

During the Stage 8 intro there was ActionScript button text.

It didn't seem that the gauges for the power pick-ups were working properly.

You could implement a scoring system. Points for each Frownie killed, vary by type & ordered by difficulty, plus bonus points for defeating all of the Frownies. Plus, you could make a timing system by making the next wave of Frownies appear a set amount of time after the all of the Frownies in the current wave are defeated.

There are 3 lives for the game, but I think an interesting model would be 3 lives per stage where you have a life gauge and if your health is depleted you reappear flashing. Do that 3 times and you have to continue. Also, if all of the presents are stolen you have to continue. Along with all of this you would get 3 continues.

With that last part new Frownies with special abilities would be interesting.

And of course it needs sound.

Keep working on it.

Score: 8

"LOL u hait crystg kilurs"

submission: Fafu The Ostrich RPG

date: July 14, 2007

Look out! Du'o'ng is JEWISH!
A kike! A yid! A hebe! A hook-nose! He's kosher, man! He's a Red Sea pedestrian, and proud of it!

Great game. The controls were responsive, although I did find some "hiding spots" in a couple battles that kept me from getting harmed. Graphics are awesome throwback, like a pre-SNES PC title. The mechanics were a little Simon's Quest, which I loved, but the mood was a lot less dark, which is good because I hate when things are dark.

I adore the story. It's something that our children should learn. Destroy the dreidl spinners that get in the way of building a Benedictine church. Kids need to learn that you have to stand up for what's right and the only way to heaven is building churches in the name of our savior Jesus, the one true God.

Score: 7

"Still good"

submission: Dad's at Work

date: July 5, 2007

It just wouldn't be right if his head didn't catch fire. But not as good as Home. Better plot line and the music is really what made it. That and the kegger.

Score: 9

"Homage to a great console title"

submission: GojiRama

date: July 2, 2007

With Typing of the Dead 2 being Japanese only I'll have to make due with this, which is pretty good for a flash game, but could use some depth. Still, the crisp graphics and awesome character design with the campy building animations gets my 5.

Score: 8

"Some downs, a lot of ups"

submission: Ufo - Cave rider

date: June 3, 2007

Loose controls and poorly defined hit detection areas stopped this game from getting all my 5s. Also, the music stopped after a while. Maybe a fade in to the beginning of the track and a fade out at the end would allow you to make it loop. Nice concept. Great graphical style. Loved the time based goal. Clean up the down sides and maybe add a fuel portion for a sequel. With more levels and maybe some AI enemies (perhaps some more songs) I could see it on XBLA or VC. Great job.

: and to think a negative review like this would be deleted by M-Bot
: I should start a thread
: NG is going to shit but authors like you keep me coming

Score: 8

"Nice, but a little less accurate than #1"

submission: Messed-Up Bible Stories 2

date: April 10, 2007

Of course, how "accurate" can things be when there are several different "versions," even amongst modern incarnations, all of which were quilted together in a patchwork of what a group of rich and politically connected social elites deemed was "true," since, you know, you can vote on facts. That's totally how it works.

So, is Eve naturally bald or did God create the razor for her to smooth out the rough patch?

Score: 1

"boring"

submission: CollectIt (original)

date: March 31, 2007

Why didn't you just call this MovieClip hitTest practice beta? What, there's dynamic clip creation? So? It's just the same thing repeating itself. There's nothing that makes this game unique... or fun.

Score: 1

"Try making an action game."

submission: Room escape v2

date: February 24, 2007

First, fuck this "go to a webpage (that isn't even able to be displayed for some reason) for the clue" bullshit. v1.1 was visually better than v1 but IT WAS NOT TOO HARD! In fact, it was too easy. I beat it in under 5 minutes. You are not very good at this genre. You should never write mystery novels. I'm done. Goodbye.

Score: 10

"Terrific!"

submission: Rumble Ball field 3 v2

date: February 24, 2007

Great concept, stunning graphics and perfectly executed. Seriously, a great example of game design and development. You need to be lauded and heralded as a programmer.