thelordofcheese's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Would you still love me if I was a worm ❤️🪱?]

Got the hand size up 1, fast mana 1, and tower shoots then went to Egypt and slogged it out and got enough to get all other upgrades right there, so not balanced. Good concept though. Just easy if you choose the right upgrades right away.

[Super Mario 63]

Once I get to the final battle I get a a softlock without being able to do anything >;((( no inputds work

[DARK SWORD: The Light of Ainn]

After the first fight go down and keep going down - in these areas are the 2 guns - you can't go back here after the 7 bosses are defeated. The door in the wall of the main area is the blacksmith and librarian - use the rifle, it's more fun. On the right side of the wall with the door is a skeleton which you should attack. Go under the arch and stay along the top of the wall going right and down. Enter the garrison. Inside is a key and if you blow up all the barrels the path is clear to get the hammer. Don't forget the upgrade items here first. Go to the blacksmith and equip the hammer. Go to the right of the area with the body laying on the slab in the middle of the main area and go up the stairs, then up, to the right, and down to an area with a rock. Break the rock with the hammer to get the second key. Go back to the blacksmith to equip the sword. Go straight up past the body on the slab then up the stairs and into the dead valley, where you will keep left to find an alcove with the 3rd key. Exit the dead valley and go left and down to the middle left of the main area and enter the kingdom ruins. Go past the spinning blades then go down. In the center there is a statue with 3 key holes. If you want ending 2, interact with it to transport to lost hope and your sword will be purified. Now just go to the main area and search for upgrade items, then go to the blacksmith and upgrade your sword and rifle. The boss battles will take mere seconds now. Upgrade the shotgun before the final battle and use that.

Where is the companion???

[Wibby's Adventure]

How do you even get up on the platform in the part inside the castle? (edit walljump) And escape automatically quits instead of a pause menu or even a confirmation???

Still, the stiff jumping is broken and escape automatically quitting the game is a game breaking flaw since no other game except crappy unlicensed early NES games have done that.

[Le Chat Fonce and the Secret of the Clock Tower]

Too many bugs to play properly.

[Bunny Bun]

What was that second pickup? And it was too short. Great concept, needs expanded.

ErikSwahn responds:

Thank you! If you mean the heart looking item, it provides regeneration.

[N Step Steve: Part 1]

Haven't even played yet. Sounds and text remind me of Toejam & Earl.

[Hide & Skink]

Wha the f are youi supposed to do? Break the lamp? Then what???

[Uh Oh Bartender]

dyslexia has entered the chat

Zfert responds:

Are there any accessibility features you would like to see that would make the game more playable?

[BORE BLASTERS demo]

Made it to the bottom, but alas not the chest before I ran out of fuel.

ed: got it!