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When is the last time you heard someone say, "I guess we're going to Burger King!"?

It's called cultural appropriation and that's why they aren't allowed to have any.

Stop giving attention to the fake staged publicity stunt for a bunch of out of touch greedmongers who actively hate you.

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Got the hand size up 1, fast mana 1, and tower shoots then went to Egypt and slogged it out and got enough to get all other upgrades right there, so not balanced. Good concept though. Just easy if you choose the right upgrades right away.

Once I get to the final battle I get a a softlock without being able to do anything >;((( no inputds work

After the first fight go down and keep going down - in these areas are the 2 guns - you can't go back here after the 7 bosses are defeated. The door in the wall of the main area is the blacksmith and librarian - use the rifle, it's more fun. On the right side of the wall with the door is a skeleton which you should attack. Go under the arch and stay along the top of the wall going right and down. Enter the garrison. Inside is a key and if you blow up all the barrels the path is clear to get the hammer. Don't forget the upgrade items here first. Go to the blacksmith and equip the hammer. Go to the right of the area with the body laying on the slab in the middle of the main area and go up the stairs, then up, to the right, and down to an area with a rock. Break the rock with the hammer to get the second key. Go back to the blacksmith to equip the sword. Go straight up past the body on the slab then up the stairs and into the dead valley, where you will keep left to find an alcove with the 3rd key. Exit the dead valley and go left and down to the middle left of the main area and enter the kingdom ruins. Go past the spinning blades then go down. In the center there is a statue with 3 key holes. If you want ending 2, interact with it to transport to lost hope and your sword will be purified. Now just go to the main area and search for upgrade items, then go to the blacksmith and upgrade your sword and rifle. The boss battles will take mere seconds now. Upgrade the shotgun before the final battle and use that.

Where is the companion???

A review isn't useful unless you give the submission a 10.

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