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Remember to install Ruffle - both the plugin and the standalone player- and Flashpoint Infinity (or Exhaustive, if you have an external HDD with at least 300GB storage, so you can take it around to your friends or whatever).

This has to be the most ingenious and creative game I have ever played.

There's an error in Dilemna. Just add an additional 1.

Oh, man, I installed Ruffle and my progress was deleted!

This is mediocre for mid 2000s standards. It's just so generic. Also, why are the crabs wearing the old Steelers jerseys?

You need to force focus on click, because pressing up and down causes the entire webpage to scroll, making the game virtually unplayable. Oh, and a fullscreen option as well (which would also mitigate this issue). Can't give you higher score with these breaking bugs.

OK, so I agree with the other review that the last level may be too long to do in one setting, but I disagree that it should be split in to 2 levels; instead, save states should incorporate the level checkpoints in the boss levels: if a player quits the game the last checkpoint is saved, but if they quit the level then they lose all of their progress.

And perhaps there should be cutscenes after the boss fights, to give a reward for the accomplishment.

And of course there should be a credit scroll after the final level, even if this game is expanded with new levels, and some advertisement of such (or more games) prior to the credit scroll.

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xalezar responds:

Wow, awesome, detailed feedback--thanks so much!

As this online version is intended as an early demo, yes, it's missing some things that would surely be in a production build for mobile. I would love to explore some of those ideas you listed on future releases.

Cut scenes would probably be incorporated on in a future build, post-release. While it does add to the game experience, they are also very labour-intensive and occupy very little screen time in comparison to actual gameplay.

As for credit scroll, because this was a solo project, it would just be my name haha. But yeah, I agree that mentioning new levels will be nice to keep players coming back.

And congrats to you too on beating level 60! I hope it was very challenging. :)

I may now call myself a Hexpert.

I found a bug. If you already have a second burger then try to get another one the drone will still come. You can take the burger (which I did the first time) and order another. If you leave the screen the burger will float in the same position for a few screens. When I got to the restaurant the burger reappeared. I was able to place the burger I had and collect the floating burger.

And having too many items causes them to stack up on top of each other in the last item slot position.

So I've 100% good ending the game. You need a restart button at the end where it asks about Moose off mode.

Great concept!

MoeAnguish responds:

Thank you!

Full of bugs, but a good tech demo

Great concept. I could see me playing this game with a friend using actual cards.

A review isn't useful unless you give the submission a 10.

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