thelordofcheese's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Outlaw Intro]

Well, it looked good

but so what? That was it?

Outlaw responds:

It was an introduction... It was meant to be short with no plot... Duh

[How Newgrounds Functions]

I just keep watching, man...

Jesus Hernandez! Well, that's about the jist of it. makes complete sense when you don't think about anything. I love the outline of the "NG user" and how I can _almost_ see the shapes in the comp's screen. I love what you've done.

EvilBerryClock responds:

thanks for the review :)

[Stick Quickies]

More pointless sticks

Ok, fxf. that's cool. But fuckin sticks. With no plot, just thin excuses for violence. Oh, and change that "Back to Main" text to a symbol that you can actually click. It's like a mini-game trying to get back to the selection screen.

Xurch responds:

Yea like I said I just wanted to animate sticks.

[!!!jump Around!!! Iv]

Yes, "peace" of garbage

...A real gratuate wrote that...
Sometimes a good idea is all it takes. Inspiration and all. This was funny, and it took barely any work. Well done for a cheap laugh.

[Drug Abuse]

Not bad

Nice effects, and your objects moved well. The sound cut out a little early, I'd check the famerate, but it was barely before the end. Could have been improved, but still well done.

PurpleHaze responds:

thanks...MAkakaka

[Is Murdoc dead?]

stupid premise ...

+ stupid punchline. saw it coming, still not funny.

fdigital responds:

Good for you. Now make me a cake.

[Ice Cream Man]

too wierd

to blam. Man, seriously, wtf? sound blew get a better mic and one of the new creative audigys(audigies?). and a little too short. but made me laugh like a hell for more than half of it.

Frogcloset responds:

damn you logitech mich
Yep your right it blows

[Public Service Condom]

The beginnings of beauty

Kinda styled like that one site from the one guy who had Tales from Hell or something. SCREAMS ameture, but not crap, cuz the graphics are alright, but not professional, just like the voice. What sets it apart is the dialogue and plot, which is hilarious! If you improve both voice and graphics you could get far! But I didn't like the text disappearing right after it was loaded. Maybe make a 'next' button?

Matzerath responds:

Hey, he's right ... this cartoon does kinda remind me of me!

[Match Point - bleh]

What did I miss?

Nice character design, but the anim sucked and the story blew harder than a sorority girl trying to get free beer. Ya, I said it.

And what was the point w/ the cursor?

ToMDAFAtCAt responds:

Wow, pretty bold statement from a dude that doesnt animate. Hmm... the point of the cursor? Considering the movie is called match point *a recurring theme through the movie*, my guess would be that the movie had something to do with tennis. Now, why would i use a tennis racket to represent, dumbass! And if you still don't get it, what i just wrote was all sarcasm..

[K&K: Finale]

That was great

whs that all flash? It looked a lot like a game engine ppl played around w/ bout 10 yrs ago... anyhu, funny stuff, once it get s towards the end. I could feel the smile on my face stick. can't believe it's over... for now... but everything was appropriate for the context. graphics coulda used a little more work, but your not god.

Astropuff responds:

I hope I'm answering your question when I say " I used swift 3-d to make the backgrounds and some of the objects(beach chair, animated stereo)".

And I purposely tried to keep the graphics rather simple because I have done pretty much no FBF before, and for this cartoon I wanted to give a more lively effect by drawing in the body parts and even animating the entire character at times. I tweened the other movies and they just looked to dead to me, and I'm happy I took the chance to experiment with a new animation style. Graphics are something I can improve on over time, and I'm hoping some FBF will help me with that.