thelordofcheese's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Interactive Male]

This just isn't good at all

First, this is flash only in the functional sense, and this does have a loader & play button. However, it's a webcam entry. Send it to Mucho Sucko. Next, the audio quality is deplorable. I've spent hours remastering audio tracks to South Park eps just to have a decent sound quality. I recommend you do the same for your submission. Finally, it's really not entertaining. Too bad for you. Were you trying to be funny? I can't tell, but I got the feeling that's what you were going for. It wasn't funny. Oh, and if you didn't want an audience to criticize it, then you shouldn't have put it on NG. Have you ever listened to a musician's published album? Have you ever criticized a musician's published album? Have you ever had an album published? I guess if you said no that means you've never composed any music. I like how you say a critic's review is invalidated because they haven't submitted anything to NG. Pretentious, self-grandurizing posters like you really need to get over yourselves. Your responses are as bad as the author of the boring glorified-button-array scene-skipping interactive-movie-posing-as-a-game, Accumulator. Also, Scatman sucks. Well, to end on a good note, I liked the look of your load screen. However, please save yourself the embarresment and remove this from the site.

milsaw responds:

Wow that's a long freakin' review...I'm glad you felt so compelled to write so much about my flick. Anywho....I want people to review my movie....it's just when they say "It's not an animation" so therefore it sucks...while they have never made and attempt at "Animation" or really any sort of flash related project. Of course I criticize musicians albums...but I never say stuff like...that isn't real music therefore it sucks....see you people are so blind.....you make me sooo mad I want to cry...but I don't because I'm a real man...ha ha ha.

But really, your review was definately interesting.

Oh, and scatman ownz ju

[Spontaneous]

Not bad, but boring

Everyone is gonna say they like ur art & animation, but that's because it's great. But these kinds of movies are boring, and ya, you need backgrounds and sound.

LocalNeroflash responds:

yeah i know, but i just made this because i hav'nt used flash fore a while, and then i just needed to come with some thing, well we got this...

and yes their boring, well thx for your review ^____^

[The New Years Party]

Dude!

What the hell did he take at that party? I think I want some. Loved how the other two just kinda looked at him. Kinda dissappointed at the ending, though... Just can't get over that ending... needed something more. Oh, and the voice was either too fast or not enounciated enough. A little hard to understand.

dookiemoole responds:

thelordofchees = balls

[You are dreaming.]

Take a look, I guess

Not as trippy as I expected from the intro. Not that bad, but what i think brought it down was not enough hypno-discs and too much fanboy art. And, of course, the bad techno "boom-che-boom-che" beat. In me annoyances that arises.

PureCarnage responds:

Well, this flash is going to go through revisions where my other flash will not.

It will be the one evolving piece I have, like Starwars was to George Lucas, I will attempt to birth newer more interesting versions of this flash.

It's something I've wanted to do for a long time.

[Tribute to the Homies]

That's a start

Like the art. Animation was mostly good. Ruffles(?) walk cycle blew. Also, when vehicles are going fast, an optical illusion makes it seem like the tires are spinning in the opposite direction, so keep that in mind. Oh, and try outlining the text. But pretty good art. So, what was the point? Is it the theme song for a new series? It would be a good intro to a flash that is at least the same length.

Rufles responds:

Thanks for the advice.

[The Sword Fight]

Good job, keep working at it

OK, so I ususally don't read other reviews before I review (like to give a sense of 'first impression'), but your whol Knox comments forcerd me to, and ya, it reminds me of those clay dudes. The dialogue, the voicees, the character models and movements. Ok, so the last two we can forget about because it's simple clay. This ain't Nightmare Before Christmas. But people are forgetting that THIS IS FUNNY. Just because two things are similar doesn't mean you can't enjoy them both. In fact, it should mean that you enjoy the other almost as much, or even more so. That's the beauty of a good imitation OR something really good that was inspired by the original. That being said, I hoipe everyone else gets over themselves and stop with the useless reviews that consist only of the words "BLAM', "this', 'is', 'shit', 'Knox', and 'ripoff'. Those reviews suck so I am making the assumption that the reviewers suck. Now for a review of the movie. Yes, it was funny. Yes, you may want to work on making some original voices. And yes, practice your character movements. Good job!

WereFox responds:

Wow. Words fail me here. Thanks for your support!

¥`WereFox`¥

[Skeleton Hat]

OK then!

Well, that was random. Well, you got orange, boney, and jump. And it was 13 seconds. Maybe it should have been a short joke instead of an attempt at what seemed to be action-drama. Like a skeleton trying to dunk a basketball and he gets his arm torn off when it gets caught in the hoop. But as for what you submitted, I liked the color scheme, as the colors complimented each other. The character desing was well done and animated. The sound was pretty good. Other than it making no sense at all it wasn't bad.

Extar responds:

Me and my action dramas. You actually suggested quite a good idea there, if only I had not started the thing at 3:40am it might have turned out less of an acid trip.

[Biohazard 01]

Funny, but slow

It was funny and all, but it moved along too slowly. I almost thought my comp froze, but it's just your flash taking a break. Everything fit perfectly, though.

Chubaka responds:

:D j00 pwns

[Chubaka Confession I]

Boooring Craaap

Wow, that was boring. I thought it was gonna be touching, but it turned out to be a crappy portal tribute. Better watch myself. Can't take back things that are said, ya know. Next time try using this animation with a story that has actual content. I kinda hated reading the subtitles, but I also thouught that voicing might ruin the mood that was set by the music. Animation and graphics weren't bad.

Ogmz-Chubaka responds:

Well, I was shooting for animation and such, so, thanks...

[Neverland is scary]

Please don't hurt 'em Peter

What the fuck did I just see? Ok, well, good sound quality. Um, that..was...scary, but... in a bad way. I hope you did this as a joke. As for other viewers, watch this now, because I'm sure it will get blammed.

FrostRhino responds:

Yea twas maybe a joke I suppose. Definately not a serious flash atleast. Took me about 2 hours, and that wasnt two sweaty hours of hard work. I had fun making it and some people have fun watching it.