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Why aren't the ashes bound to q & e by default?

Hit detection is so irreparably broken to the point that an obstacle will kill you from several pixels away. Projectiles will pass right through solid walls. The color pallete makes it nearly impossible to see either the foreground or the character clearly. The controls are beyond floaty and basically useless. The entire concept is XD rawr kworkee!!1!on3!eleven. Piece of crap.

Why did the game developer have the same dialogue after the level as the speedrunner?

Uh it didn't save my progress...

08jack responds:

oh no! i should mention that the game saves and loads to the browser's cache, so if you've recently cleared it your save data will be erased. other than that i'm not sure what could've caused it?

pique

Too short!

Ridiculous concept, perfectly executed.

Sadly doesn't work anymore. I guess they didn't put a throw/catch on connecting to the server at the end of the first race.

Flash no longer works, Newgrounds Player gets a runtime error, not in Ruffle! I am so sad!!!

Better than Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015.

A review isn't useful unless you give the submission a 10.

Johnny Ohm

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