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[Ostrich Jump 2]

A lottle slow, so a little boring

Thanks tom or whoever put it up? The users did! It's automated by the score this flash got based on user votes. Thank the users of NG!

So this was a little easy for my skill level. Maybe make a second version with a few added options. Something like keeping the gradual speed increase but in addition allow the player to speed up a few notches and be able to go back to the base speed. This will allow it to get faster a little quicker for the more advanced players. Also, you could then measure distance and time, and maybe have a scoring algorithm based on these criteria.

The-Mercenary responds:

nah, I have to thank tom. The game went by unnoticed so I asked tom play it and see if he likes it or not. And its on the FP now. As for the other stuff, there are 3 levels, the desert is the hardest one so try that level if you want something harder. As for the other suggestions, they would be great if I made the second one, but after being on the front page this long and only 14k views....yea its not doing too good.

[//Sub Command\\]

A litle boring, a little addictive

I find it unrealistic that the torpedo explodes when the sub sinks. Also, the phases are kind of short, and sometimes ended when the Nth sub just entered the stage. The introduction of new subs and the ability to buy upgrades and customize your ship keeps it interesting. The music was mellow and went with the speed of the game, and was soothing so it did not get annoying. I think an updated version with longer phases and more realism would be good. The physics are impressive and the graphics are crisp and smooth. I can't decide if no SFX is a good thing.

AthenaVN responds:

im not sure what you mean by unrealistic, do you mean the falling torpedos when the subs are destroyed? i wasn't really aiming for realism, more for fun. i left out sound effects because i thought the game would be less calm with a ton of explosions going on, its less of a constant action game then a slow, relaxed experiance.

[The Bedn Soundboard]

It just wasn't that good

Sound quality was bad, and the clips weren't exactly all board-worthy. It wasn't pretty either. Bonus for content, though.

DeckMaster171 responds:

i gotta say im disapointed in the review but thanks anyway

[!Master Tut!]

Great tutorial.

Well, volume control, nice crisp interface. Covers the basics well with good descriptions and examples. I'd explain the code a little more though, like another step for "in depth."

Look at the code for the NG preloader. Basically, you stop the flash and check the number of bytes in the movie against the number of bytes already loaded, then play (at about 95% just in case the last few bits hang).

bloodragon1 responds:

Ya i tried to put most of the basic stuff in im thinking of making a Sequal to it or another version and explaining how to amke a preloader and i shall explain the script THX for the review.

[Make Obesity History]

Great!

Nice job! It was only a matter of time. Of course you chose the right music. Nice BG images. crude and funny at the same time. I like the pooping, too.

FLiXD responds:

Everybody likes the pooping

[Steven's Tutorial]

Your PRELOADER didn't even work

That's right. Your preloader showed 0/0 up until it was finally loaded. Have you ever heard of dynamic text?

Also, it was a bunch of TEXT! I could google that shit. Shitty, shuitty shit of a shit piece of shit flash. Complete crap.

the-nacho responds:

Yes, I have heard of dynamic text. I used it in the preloader. I don't know why it doesn't work.

[Engulfer v1.1]

Just not that great

the ideas been done. At least you added your own graphics and added some objects and code and such. Why M then D? Controls need work, and a little to easy for the veteran gamer. Well, time to max out the rest of my SSX characters.

Aldarnc responds:

Umm... acutally most of my ideas are original. "Added code"? Actually i wrote it all myself AND SPENT FUCKING AGES DOING IT! M = Mine, D = Detonate.

If 5 is all you can give, then thats the best i can get!

[KirstyAlleyEatsFettucini]

Well, it's listed as movie

and considering how easy it is it mioght as well be. Shows the real face of US life, we care that other ppl that we dont know are fat, but not that ppl we dont kno r starving. I'll give it a 3 to help protect the link at the end. Moves slow and sumtimes can't get the food thrown on the sides. No real point, not that hard. Very 1980's War on Drugs comicbook type graphics.

Gnool responds:

Hey thanks for pointing out that I submitted this as a movie - I've fixed it up. This is pretty much the first flash thing I've ever done, and I wanted to get it finished quickly so people wouldn't forget about the Jenny Craig ad she's in hence the spectacular graphics :-)

[South park S8 Ep2]

Dude, no...

the sound goes over itself, the images are distorted, it's hard to read the text. Don't ever post to NG again. I wish there was a "Least Favorite Author" section, and you'd be the only one in it.

knokout responds:

at least im not a cocksucker

[Accumulator]

Wow, that sucked

That was the stupidest waste of almost two minutes of my life. Stupid storyline and it's NOT A GAME! A game usually poses some challenge. I recommend that anyone who thought that was good should ride the short bus to school. What fun is a game without a challenge?

Rubbertje responds:

It IS a game! And you're one of the lamest reviewers there is!

Can't you see how much work this was to make?
I guess not, since you're not using flash yourself...