thelordofcheese's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Steven's Tutorial]

Your PRELOADER didn't even work

That's right. Your preloader showed 0/0 up until it was finally loaded. Have you ever heard of dynamic text?

Also, it was a bunch of TEXT! I could google that shit. Shitty, shuitty shit of a shit piece of shit flash. Complete crap.

the-nacho responds:

Yes, I have heard of dynamic text. I used it in the preloader. I don't know why it doesn't work.

[Engulfer v1.1]

Just not that great

the ideas been done. At least you added your own graphics and added some objects and code and such. Why M then D? Controls need work, and a little to easy for the veteran gamer. Well, time to max out the rest of my SSX characters.

Aldarnc responds:

Umm... acutally most of my ideas are original. "Added code"? Actually i wrote it all myself AND SPENT FUCKING AGES DOING IT! M = Mine, D = Detonate.

If 5 is all you can give, then thats the best i can get!

[KirstyAlleyEatsFettucini]

Well, it's listed as movie

and considering how easy it is it mioght as well be. Shows the real face of US life, we care that other ppl that we dont know are fat, but not that ppl we dont kno r starving. I'll give it a 3 to help protect the link at the end. Moves slow and sumtimes can't get the food thrown on the sides. No real point, not that hard. Very 1980's War on Drugs comicbook type graphics.

Gnool responds:

Hey thanks for pointing out that I submitted this as a movie - I've fixed it up. This is pretty much the first flash thing I've ever done, and I wanted to get it finished quickly so people wouldn't forget about the Jenny Craig ad she's in hence the spectacular graphics :-)

[South park S8 Ep2]

Dude, no...

the sound goes over itself, the images are distorted, it's hard to read the text. Don't ever post to NG again. I wish there was a "Least Favorite Author" section, and you'd be the only one in it.

knokout responds:

at least im not a cocksucker

[Accumulator]

Wow, that sucked

That was the stupidest waste of almost two minutes of my life. Stupid storyline and it's NOT A GAME! A game usually poses some challenge. I recommend that anyone who thought that was good should ride the short bus to school. What fun is a game without a challenge?

Rubbertje responds:

It IS a game! And you're one of the lamest reviewers there is!

Can't you see how much work this was to make?
I guess not, since you're not using flash yourself...

[ChromaBlast]

ChromaBLAM this!

Inunspired, unoriginal, and wasn't that faceplate taken from SexTris. Seriously, it's like that game Columns from Sega, but it's slow and boring. Also, there is no bottom (top?) boundary, so unwanted pieces can just fly away. How did this get frontpage? Oh, and, nice gpahics. Ya, I have MS Paint, too.

PsychoGoldfish responds:

well, you can tell you didn't play it for more than a few seconds. There are several levels with ceilings, and as you progress the aliens start to drop down faster, like space invaders. There are several derees of difficulty. Of course since this is a puzzle game you do need brains to play it.

Flash by thelordofcheese:
- none -

Yes, you are definately qualified to judge a game.

[Tutorial [Game Componets]]

It's condition, with a 't'

Bad grammar, sparse explaination, and some flaws in the system (just duplicate in Duplication (Advanced)). Come now, I thought NG was above this. This submission needs to be retooled and resubmitted.

HP-Incorporated responds:

ya, heh heh, about that...
I did this at 3 in the morning...
and finished up at 11. so the spelling might be off. I was trying to get the actionscript to the masses anyways...

[Friday the 24th]

That song would make me wanna kill, too!

Nice graphics, pretty smooth animation. Sound was clean. Too repetitive. Maybe levels with more variety of enemies(?). And that SONG! AAARRRGH! Got bored with it too fast, but it has potential. Like maybe more levels and characters or as a mnigame. Got bored too quickly.

CreativeFetus responds:

If I made more levels, music, weapons, enemies and such, this Christmas game wouldn't be done until easter.