thelordofcheese's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Sonic Meets Chick]

I can't believe I watched the whole thing

First, no one cares which games you have beaten.
Now that that's out of the way, I don't care if you traced the ass, it looked real (don't listen to Ninja, I've seen nice big fat butt-pounding asses jiggly thusly). So kudos for the animation there. The rest of the animation really was just poor. I was gonna say it stunk, but I've seen worse, but I've seen a wholle lot that were much better. The sound was lacking and it didn't sync in some places. Like the framerate was too slow. Finally, I didn't even "chuckle" It was slightly humourous, but work on that.
Overall, this was an average flash; I've seen much better, and I've seen much worse.
I deffinitely don't think it's FP material, though.

[Nasty Dead]

So you can draw

but the animation was bad and (I really shouldn't have to point this out, but) the sound was TERRIBLE. Terrible cuts, mixing, and the quality wasn't anything special. In addition, it just isn't interesting.

CableX responds:

I ran out of ideas after saying "OMG I like teh z0mb13s LOL !!!111!!11" in my head.

I had a monkey do the sound for me.

[VS]

Keep trying

Too short and graphics were barely ok. Also, not that entertaining.

["target practice" W.W.W]

Not really funny....

ppl might be voting just high b/c you made fun of him. OK. Well, it was pretty good. crisp sound and anim. Did you do screencapture or repruduce his art yourself? If you did I'm on the fence of 3-4... hmmm... ya know, maybe all that weiss kid needed was a hug instead of a cold harsh world full of indifferent uncaring ppl... hmmm.. I can't decide between a 3 or 4. I'm gonna have to go with a 3 cuz it wasn't as funny as it could have been. The soud could use just a "little" work, too. Voices and SFX, but they are almost perfect.

[Schiavo's Secret]

Wonderful

Not too long, not too short, a great parody, very topical, and extremely humorous. Pretty nice art/anim. On top of that complete physical "acting". Ppl should be taking after you. Nicely done.

[TMBG hidden message]

OK, good for you

but it doesn't make a good flash.
BTW, have you ever tried that stuff? Ouch.

Amish-Tech responds:

this is obviosy the first time ive done something like this

[Shoot!!!]

Needs more

You can't just submit a "look what I can do" piece.

[A Murder Worth Telling]

should this be considered good?

the base graphics were good but what anim was ther to speak of. the wist was as intense as a lemon twist in my ice-water. ok, it wasn't horrible, but it kinda sucked in graohics and story.

Zero-End responds:

YOu sure you're 23?

[Its a Way of Life]

How does this shit get protected

Why do the Fulp's keep dropping the ball? They should hand over the site to someone who doesn't let shit like this on. Bad graphics, bad joke, and to fuck with the sound. You need a new hobby, or at least don't "share" it with us.

[Meet Mr McGruff]

I think you're plugging that site...

It seems to be a competitor of Landover Baptist. It's too funny to be real. But in a subtle way, trying to trick the readers. If it's not a joke it's scary. Try looking for dinosaurs by asking the giraffe and butterfly about them in the kids corner. Funny flash, and if you look at more of the kids stuff it makes me think this site is a farce even moreso. Like the graphics with clean animation. Sound was alrite.