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Creative use of genetalia.

To those who think that Not Safe For Work material is disgusting, please feel free to detain yourself from watching this amazing flash. OK, not amazing, but astonding. I've seen people make stuff out of fruits and other things, but that was crazy. A little long though.

OMG! A must for your Fav list!

This was incredible. Everyone should watch this to see how to do graphics, animation and sound.

Sure, sure... Bob's your uncle, mate

Good art and some interesting kills, but really, do we need another one of these? The animation was all right, the whole "Cutesy vs. Killer" thing. Oh, my; German industrial over a fight sequence in flash??? Also, some of the movements seemed a little slow while others were quite fast. SFX were clean. Overall, it just wasn't very entertaining.


What the hell did he take at that party? I think I want some. Loved how the other two just kinda looked at him. Kinda dissappointed at the ending, though... Just can't get over that ending... needed something more. Oh, and the voice was either too fast or not enounciated enough. A little hard to understand.

dookiemoole responds:

thelordofchees = balls

Take a look, I guess

Not as trippy as I expected from the intro. Not that bad, but what i think brought it down was not enough hypno-discs and too much fanboy art. And, of course, the bad techno "boom-che-boom-che" beat. In me annoyances that arises.

PureCarnage responds:

Well, this flash is going to go through revisions where my other flash will not.

It will be the one evolving piece I have, like Starwars was to George Lucas, I will attempt to birth newer more interesting versions of this flash.

It's something I've wanted to do for a long time.

That's a start

Like the art. Animation was mostly good. Ruffles(?) walk cycle blew. Also, when vehicles are going fast, an optical illusion makes it seem like the tires are spinning in the opposite direction, so keep that in mind. Oh, and try outlining the text. But pretty good art. So, what was the point? Is it the theme song for a new series? It would be a good intro to a flash that is at least the same length.

Rufles responds:

Thanks for the advice.

Not bad

A little too short and I didn't like the ending. Maybe it was just the wording. The whole thing had a feel of those early/mid-90s anti-littering/drug PSAs (I woulda put drinking down too, but for some reason people don't want to admit that is a drug, like coffee and tobacco). Ya, so maybe if you made it 1-3 screens with a better wording (no "The moral..."). Anyhu, animation fit, music fit. Words were hard to read on my monitor, and I didn't feel like changing res. Remember, 17" is pretty standard, 1024x786. Tweak it.

Good job, keep working at it

OK, so I ususally don't read other reviews before I review (like to give a sense of 'first impression'), but your whol Knox comments forcerd me to, and ya, it reminds me of those clay dudes. The dialogue, the voicees, the character models and movements. Ok, so the last two we can forget about because it's simple clay. This ain't Nightmare Before Christmas. But people are forgetting that THIS IS FUNNY. Just because two things are similar doesn't mean you can't enjoy them both. In fact, it should mean that you enjoy the other almost as much, or even more so. That's the beauty of a good imitation OR something really good that was inspired by the original. That being said, I hoipe everyone else gets over themselves and stop with the useless reviews that consist only of the words "BLAM', "this', 'is', 'shit', 'Knox', and 'ripoff'. Those reviews suck so I am making the assumption that the reviewers suck. Now for a review of the movie. Yes, it was funny. Yes, you may want to work on making some original voices. And yes, practice your character movements. Good job!

WereFox responds:

Wow. Words fail me here. Thanks for your support!



Pretty good graphics and animation. I've seen better, though. The voice distortion was alright. Oh, and this just wasn't entertaing. OMG, masturbate!!! LOLOLOLOL! Get real.

Gotta see this one

Those Waccom pens kick. Perfect art & anim. Great choice of bg music, but sound quality was a little hollow and bass-heavy. Needed to be cleaned up. Humor wasn't that great, but still entertaining.

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