thelordofcheese's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Walrus VS Ultimate Fighte]

Oh, yeah

This is why I still like Mario. Obviously old-school Flash, graphics and all. But still fun. Content, baby, content. So many people forget content and go for looks. Like Brintey and Paris and Avril and the Simpsons twats, and Fred Durst and NSync and Oreo-Town (that's right, isn't it?)... anyhu, good story, nice style of telling it throught the pics and animation. Good job.

[Skeleton Hat]

OK then!

Well, that was random. Well, you got orange, boney, and jump. And it was 13 seconds. Maybe it should have been a short joke instead of an attempt at what seemed to be action-drama. Like a skeleton trying to dunk a basketball and he gets his arm torn off when it gets caught in the hoop. But as for what you submitted, I liked the color scheme, as the colors complimented each other. The character desing was well done and animated. The sound was pretty good. Other than it making no sense at all it wasn't bad.

Extar responds:

Me and my action dramas. You actually suggested quite a good idea there, if only I had not started the thing at 3:40am it might have turned out less of an acid trip.

[United by Fault-Episode 3]

So, oh ever so, bad

Lame joke after lame joke presented in annoying scream-o-listen poor quality mic-eater sound. Worst character models ever! Poorly drawn and maybe even more poorly animated. I had to stop watching after the freestyling. You suck badly. Here cmes the zero.

[God is Dead?]

Needs a little work

It moved too slowly, which made it too long, which made it boring. It didn't sync up towards the end, either. Also, the lack of SFX make it boring. And the animation was terrible in many places. I've never seen such horrible walk cycles. Do you think the Pope would really use such questionable language? The black scientist was hot. I like her B(o)(o)BS!!! Nice twist at the end. I... I have to go now.

[Sanitarium]

Stick figures?

If you put a little more detail into the shape of the figures they'd actually look like human shadows in the dark. Retool and resubmit! It could be fabulous, for an action scene. Maybe get together with some artists to do a film where almost all of the scenes are in the shadows. Could make a full-feature in flash very quickly. Nice work on the effects

[Kanzeni Marin Nitsuite]

Almost TV quality

It's pretty standard anime style. The premise for the plot seems pretty interesting. A little more detail and it woul look like it belonged on early-Saturday-moring before-USA-imitations-of-anime imported-anime-block super fun hour. I hope this turns out to be a series.

[Biohazard 01]

Funny, but slow

It was funny and all, but it moved along too slowly. I almost thought my comp froze, but it's just your flash taking a break. Everything fit perfectly, though.

Chubaka responds:

:D j00 pwns

[Chubaka Confession I]

Boooring Craaap

Wow, that was boring. I thought it was gonna be touching, but it turned out to be a crappy portal tribute. Better watch myself. Can't take back things that are said, ya know. Next time try using this animation with a story that has actual content. I kinda hated reading the subtitles, but I also thouught that voicing might ruin the mood that was set by the music. Animation and graphics weren't bad.

Ogmz-Chubaka responds:

Well, I was shooting for animation and such, so, thanks...

[Country Drunks - Episode1]

Needs work

Ya, the artwork wasn't bad, but the animation didn't sync with the sound. How old was the voice actor? Batman sounded hilarious. there were maybe 2 times that I laughed, and it was more like a "Heh' with a smile. It ended abrubtly, kaing me feel like I got gypped for watching the whole thing and not getting asn ending.