thelordofcheese's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Carl Spacedew]

Quirky

Loved the animation and the graphics. Sound seemed near perfect. Good storyline. Great ending. Not too short. I can't think of one thing that needed improvement. It just doesn't feel like a 10, though. I have no clue what it is... it's great... really!

[WTC Tribute - 'Always']

Gimme a break

Not an original styleat all. And way too patriotic; that is, the final words were downplayed so much that they are basically rendered ineffective. The whole of the message seems to attempt to leech people's emotions to subdue their logical cognitive abilities. Sure, lotsa innocent people died in America because 3 sites were bombed, but afterwards, in Iraq, whole sections of cities were essentially leveled. Countless more innocent lives were lost because Americans didn't care if "the others" were killed. And let's not forget about those 'suspected' of terrorism. You know, like Cat Stevens. Sure, anyone could be a terrorist, but anyone could be innocent, too. This movie seems to want to take empathy and turn in into a raging want for revenge. Now, just to let you know, I don't think anyone should be indescrimitely killed or saved. Heck, I don't think anyone should be saved! But until someone or some people with real power care to destroy the entire world, I think we should stick by "innocent until proven guilty" and making sure only the guilty are punished. That means not bombing/shelling/sending Jehova's witness door-to-door at innocent civillians' houses. Back to the flash... the typewriter effect was a little annoying and I wasn't too fond of the music... I guess it was all right. And the pics were just pics... c'mon! Oh, and the message is still patriotic on the same level as National Socialist party propaganda.

[Talibanned - "Bum's Away"]

Too damn short

Pretty funny. Good graphics ans smooth animation. Sweet audio. Crisp and clean and perfect balance with voice/SFX/music. Good for a quick laugh. Too short, though...

[Drink Folgers!]

What did that have to do with coffee?

Again, you show that you can animate. However, this animation had nothing to do with the content of the, er, um... script. But most commercials don't, anyways. You should be in advertising. Of course, advertising would be a waste of talent. I'm gonna keep checking out your stuff to see if you can come up with a good script. I saw "Just Once" and that thing, even though you said it was a parody of a love story, you also said it was good. It was neither. And I love how you praise everyone for just saying "I like you. You are GRAET!" I read some of your review responses, and you cannot take constructive criticism. I even mentioned you in my profile!

dookiemoole responds:

dude calm down, i just joke around, i can definitely take criticism. just lately i've just kidna ignored bad reviews and just wrote funny responses. I guess text cannot show emotion :(

[Dumbass Dumbass Dance]

Yuck

Just as bad as the original. Only thing I like is the beat to the song, and trying to make Englations of the lyrics. This wasn't a parody, but instead a remake, and those nearly always suck.

[De Gli Antoni part 1]

Excellent work

Great character desing, good music, entertaining and kept my interest. Audio and visual excellence and wordless storytelling. Perfect! And I loved the sequel even more.

[Little Johnny Career Day]

Not bad

Nice joke. I doubt you came up with it. Bush's voice was horrible. Great animation.

[Heaven VS Hell]

Is it just me...

or are the "jokes" so boring that this can only be classified as lame. It's pure eye candy coupled with a yawnfest.

[Firecracker Day]

Say what I will

Boring. As usual, the animation was great, and the joke (?) sucked. That was annoying.

[BushVets]

Not too bad

Just wish it was a flash animation, but I like those clay dudes. I'm stuck in the VCR! The jokes were of a dry humor, but it pokes fun at Bush's inescapeable past (and really, kneeling down to talk to your imaginary friend does not make your past go away). Sound and video quality were off. I liked the acting and delivery. It really gavve the sense of real people in a documentary. I read some other reviews because of the Newgrounds Staff Comment, so really, who are us that it was released by? The end link?