thelordofcheese's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Starfire dressup *G Rated]

This is why I say all dress-ups suck

Just becaue your graphics look polished doesn't mean this game is any good. Lack of objects and hey! not that hard to program. It's boring. And the music is annoying. But ai guess all dress-ups are like that.

[Warren Street]

got a problem

where's the sound? pretty looking, but add some background noise, like music (or a radio/TV style sound) or even breathing or chatter of other people. SOMETHING! And the walking looked just a little choppy.

[Engulfer v1.1]

Just not that great

the ideas been done. At least you added your own graphics and added some objects and code and such. Why M then D? Controls need work, and a little to easy for the veteran gamer. Well, time to max out the rest of my SSX characters.

Aldarnc responds:

Umm... acutally most of my ideas are original. "Added code"? Actually i wrote it all myself AND SPENT FUCKING AGES DOING IT! M = Mine, D = Detonate.

If 5 is all you can give, then thats the best i can get!

[Roboxer 2]

The controls!

Not very responsive. A little repetive, too. Why am I writing this? In you comments you state that you don't care. But you're right, about the FPage... those are actually considered abusive reviews according to the NG rules that users are SUPPOSED to read...
But, ya, the controls weren't very good and it didn't keep me interested.

[Peaceplane]

Just a little cramped

I love your drawing style, and the animation is very classical, so you can't go wrong. Not much action in the 6 levels I played, so you could work on that. However, the background colors kept the visuals very pleasing, and you kept adding new enemies. Maybe if the gameplay was sped up a bit each wave it would make it more interesting. And possibly power-ups in the later stages. I also love the metaphorical imagery. "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention"; that's irony! Seriously, shooting warmachines down with delicate flowers. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. Nice job, put it in my favs.
Oh, and though I like the style, very retro-shooter arcade style, it could be a "little" taller.
And perhaps some really low-volume bgmus.

[Zynex (demo version2)]

needs work.has promise

pretty good modeling
you shouuld insert some hidden items, like in boxes or the soda machine or behind glass/doors
change space/ctrl to left/right
too short, but it is a demo.

[Terrorist Hunt v4.0]

I didn't realize terroists were still "in"

Like stick figures, without the fxf anim. Bad graphics, bad music, intermediate gameplay. The only thing remotely good were the sfx. Boring game with "terrorists", geez, really reaching for an angle. Was this done with Bush Administration VPR funding? Maybe it was made by jingoistic forces... Anyhu, aside from the plot/storyline/motivation, it just lacks so much.

[Xom-Li: The mansion]

NG, home of horrible spelling and grammar!

Is this a game? Wait... no, it isn't. Oh, there it is! Oh, no! Awolf! Two wolves! Upside-down wolves!! Sideways wolves? Is there an end to the madness? Yes, but it's too easy. Not bad, though. What's up with not reloading?

[Dance-Dance Evangelion]

Dude! It's a game! What's tank's problem?

quality selector, good bgmus, fast controls, a funny cross. Nice Game! Not creative, but works for a demographic (I only need 1 Eva movie on DVD [what to do with the VHS?], and the N64 game [which I should have bought in HS]), I've been a fan since like 8/9th grade.

[Robber]

Woot! 17K!

Pretty fun classroom clone. Good controls. Only thing I didn't like was if you touched something you still "bumped" it until you stepped back. but fun!