thelordofcheese's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Animation/Game school pro]

And what was with that voice?

If you have an impediment, try going to a speech therapist (or getting a ghost voice).

Dude, what the fuck was with the piss-poor movie at the beginning?
If this was a first try at wrinting anything, it's a good place to start. But that doesn't mean it's good.

EVERYTHING needs work.

[City Bomber]

Maybe a 1

Slow, boring, and the bomb that you just dropped moves when the plane moves. i'm pretty sure that is not how gravity works.

Did you use GoogleMaps?

[Steven's Tutorial]

Your PRELOADER didn't even work

That's right. Your preloader showed 0/0 up until it was finally loaded. Have you ever heard of dynamic text?

Also, it was a bunch of TEXT! I could google that shit. Shitty, shuitty shit of a shit piece of shit flash. Complete crap.

the-nacho responds:

Yes, I have heard of dynamic text. I used it in the preloader. I don't know why it doesn't work.

[Muscomorpha]

Whoa

Great idea and wonderful graphics. Beatiful into, and great menu screen. I think the sound could have been more pronouced and equally mixed, but it was still remarkably good. I didn't like the motions during attack, but it reminded me of the old Genesis game Beavis & Butthead! So this was very good. Be proud.

[Starfire dressup *G Rated]

This is why I say all dress-ups suck

Just becaue your graphics look polished doesn't mean this game is any good. Lack of objects and hey! not that hard to program. It's boring. And the music is annoying. But ai guess all dress-ups are like that.

[Warren Street]

got a problem

where's the sound? pretty looking, but add some background noise, like music (or a radio/TV style sound) or even breathing or chatter of other people. SOMETHING! And the walking looked just a little choppy.

[Engulfer v1.1]

Just not that great

the ideas been done. At least you added your own graphics and added some objects and code and such. Why M then D? Controls need work, and a little to easy for the veteran gamer. Well, time to max out the rest of my SSX characters.

Aldarnc responds:

Umm... acutally most of my ideas are original. "Added code"? Actually i wrote it all myself AND SPENT FUCKING AGES DOING IT! M = Mine, D = Detonate.

If 5 is all you can give, then thats the best i can get!

[Roboxer 2]

The controls!

Not very responsive. A little repetive, too. Why am I writing this? In you comments you state that you don't care. But you're right, about the FPage... those are actually considered abusive reviews according to the NG rules that users are SUPPOSED to read...
But, ya, the controls weren't very good and it didn't keep me interested.

[Peaceplane]

Just a little cramped

I love your drawing style, and the animation is very classical, so you can't go wrong. Not much action in the 6 levels I played, so you could work on that. However, the background colors kept the visuals very pleasing, and you kept adding new enemies. Maybe if the gameplay was sped up a bit each wave it would make it more interesting. And possibly power-ups in the later stages. I also love the metaphorical imagery. "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention"; that's irony! Seriously, shooting warmachines down with delicate flowers. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. Nice job, put it in my favs.
Oh, and though I like the style, very retro-shooter arcade style, it could be a "little" taller.
And perhaps some really low-volume bgmus.

[Zynex (demo version2)]

needs work.has promise

pretty good modeling
you shouuld insert some hidden items, like in boxes or the soda machine or behind glass/doors
change space/ctrl to left/right
too short, but it is a demo.