thelordofcheese's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[!Master Tut!]

Great tutorial.

Well, volume control, nice crisp interface. Covers the basics well with good descriptions and examples. I'd explain the code a little more though, like another step for "in depth."

Look at the code for the NG preloader. Basically, you stop the flash and check the number of bytes in the movie against the number of bytes already loaded, then play (at about 95% just in case the last few bits hang).

bloodragon1 responds:

Ya i tried to put most of the basic stuff in im thinking of making a Sequal to it or another version and explaining how to amke a preloader and i shall explain the script THX for the review.

[Make Obesity History]

Great!

Nice job! It was only a matter of time. Of course you chose the right music. Nice BG images. crude and funny at the same time. I like the pooping, too.

FLiXD responds:

Everybody likes the pooping

[Make-A-Freak]

Poor

The way the layers are done is very poor. some objects that you would expect to be hidden by others are actually on top of them.

[Animation/Game school pro]

And what was with that voice?

If you have an impediment, try going to a speech therapist (or getting a ghost voice).

Dude, what the fuck was with the piss-poor movie at the beginning?
If this was a first try at wrinting anything, it's a good place to start. But that doesn't mean it's good.

EVERYTHING needs work.

[City Bomber]

Maybe a 1

Slow, boring, and the bomb that you just dropped moves when the plane moves. i'm pretty sure that is not how gravity works.

Did you use GoogleMaps?

[Steven's Tutorial]

Your PRELOADER didn't even work

That's right. Your preloader showed 0/0 up until it was finally loaded. Have you ever heard of dynamic text?

Also, it was a bunch of TEXT! I could google that shit. Shitty, shuitty shit of a shit piece of shit flash. Complete crap.

the-nacho responds:

Yes, I have heard of dynamic text. I used it in the preloader. I don't know why it doesn't work.

[Muscomorpha]

Whoa

Great idea and wonderful graphics. Beatiful into, and great menu screen. I think the sound could have been more pronouced and equally mixed, but it was still remarkably good. I didn't like the motions during attack, but it reminded me of the old Genesis game Beavis & Butthead! So this was very good. Be proud.

[Starfire dressup *G Rated]

This is why I say all dress-ups suck

Just becaue your graphics look polished doesn't mean this game is any good. Lack of objects and hey! not that hard to program. It's boring. And the music is annoying. But ai guess all dress-ups are like that.

[Warren Street]

got a problem

where's the sound? pretty looking, but add some background noise, like music (or a radio/TV style sound) or even breathing or chatter of other people. SOMETHING! And the walking looked just a little choppy.

[Engulfer v1.1]

Just not that great

the ideas been done. At least you added your own graphics and added some objects and code and such. Why M then D? Controls need work, and a little to easy for the veteran gamer. Well, time to max out the rest of my SSX characters.

Aldarnc responds:

Umm... acutally most of my ideas are original. "Added code"? Actually i wrote it all myself AND SPENT FUCKING AGES DOING IT! M = Mine, D = Detonate.

If 5 is all you can give, then thats the best i can get!