thelordofcheese's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Friday the 24th]

That song would make me wanna kill, too!

Nice graphics, pretty smooth animation. Sound was clean. Too repetitive. Maybe levels with more variety of enemies(?). And that SONG! AAARRRGH! Got bored with it too fast, but it has potential. Like maybe more levels and characters or as a mnigame. Got bored too quickly.

CreativeFetus responds:

If I made more levels, music, weapons, enemies and such, this Christmas game wouldn't be done until easter.

[Alien Hominid]

How flash should be done

Can't believe I haven't reviewed this yet. Ah, well... Played this many times. The best game in flash. No wonder it went to a full version. Too bad that it was on console. Coulda revolutionized web gaming if it hadn't. Side scollers are back. Even back on N64 everything was Old-game-You-Liked 3-D!!! Well, I like side-scrollers. Great power-ups, original characters, nice attacks and movements. Challenging but not too much, and fuyn but you can never have too much fun. Graphics are awesome, animation is smooth, SFX are clean, music is cool. Very silly and perfectly responsive. 10 across the boards.

[Sparks]

I Beat It... yay

Got a little tough, but not too tough. Should make different scenes or something... make the game a little longer. I'm not sure, but maybe like 4 or 5 scenes with all the single sparks in a row, then double, triple, and so on until the 5 scenes with all the sparks. Not a bad concept, though.

[Turbospirit]

Like Genesis in Flash

Best looking game since Alien Hominid. Control works even better. Challenging, too. Flash is evolving so much. Someone like you should make a good full-length fighting, action, or RPG Flash. Sound coulda used some work.

[Final Fantasy Barry 2]

I stayed to verify the sh*t-st*nk!

Wow, that was sh*tty! 1st, the guns become obsolete, but you can increase both your magic and your strength. That would be fine, I guess, if you actually ran into lower level creatures after you power-up, but the creatures power-up with you. 2nd, no in-battle or on-field healing. You have to go to your rest-spot. Might have been helpful to be able to find it, but who could with no map and ubiquitous identical terrain. In fact, who could find anything. Better not stray too far from home! That is, at least until you power up to about 2000 health, because when you actually find the first mission this will make it cake. Oh, and since your guns were obsolete you will have plenty of ammo to trade for magic. You'll have so much magic that you can buy tons of health! You don't need that much on the boss, anyways. Oh, and better strengthen up just a little, too. Only need to be able to do about 150 damage per attack. Never use magic in battle again! Hell, I bought strength until 200 damage and used the rest on my health. Had over 34k at the final battle. Was way too easy. And what was with the dialog! Mmmm- Cheez-Whiz! And the graphics! This got 2 because there were graphics and they moved. The music changed, thank god. Too bad it wasn't your music. And too bad there weren't soud-effects. And I guess it was interactive. I mean, it had to be.
1) Be able to train ALL aspects, including guns.
2) Be able to heal away from home. Maybe be able to buy a spell or item. Something!
3) Map, please.
4) Am I to believe that I can always flee?
5) Too easy to power-up health to the point of demi-god-like, Herculean status.
6) Work on your short-story skills.
7) Work on your graphics.
8) Work on your creature encounters.
There are so many more to list. Oh, and big surprise, your gonna flame me. Oh no! I especially like the your-moma and I'm-gonna-be-violent-to-you-or-someone-you-love insults. Oh, what about lack-of-sexual-intercourse insults! Please do that to me! It means so much! Everyone knows this game sucks, if you can't beat this game you suck, if you like this game you suck, and if you have to rip off a popular franchise to get hits on you NG page the you definitely suck. Oh, if you get so offended at the exposure of your suckiness that you use your energy to insult those who told you that you suck instead of making yourself suck less than you suck more than anything that has ever sucked before. Blam this sh*t!