Well, it's listed as movie
and considering how easy it is it mioght as well be. Shows the real face of US life, we care that other ppl that we dont know are fat, but not that ppl we dont kno r starving. I'll give it a 3 to help protect the link at the end. Moves slow and sumtimes can't get the food thrown on the sides. No real point, not that hard. Very 1980's War on Drugs comicbook type graphics.
Hey thanks for pointing out that I submitted this as a movie - I've fixed it up. This is pretty much the first flash thing I've ever done, and I wanted to get it finished quickly so people wouldn't forget about the Jenny Craig ad she's in hence the spectacular graphics :-)
Dude, no...
the sound goes over itself, the images are distorted, it's hard to read the text. Don't ever post to NG again. I wish there was a "Least Favorite Author" section, and you'd be the only one in it.
at least im not a cocksucker
Oh your nonexistent god!
You mean she's gonna die anyway?
I gave interactivity a 10 because it was so life-like. (hehe)
Dolphin Jump
I played a game like this except you could jump out of the water and the sound wasn't annoying. Sure, you can turn it off, but why not just make it not annoying.
Made it
Too badd there aren't SFX. No sound after the song stops. And if I held [^] of [v] I could stick at the bottom.
Wow, that sucked
That was the stupidest waste of almost two minutes of my life. Stupid storyline and it's NOT A GAME! A game usually poses some challenge. I recommend that anyone who thought that was good should ride the short bus to school. What fun is a game without a challenge?
It IS a game! And you're one of the lamest reviewers there is!
Can't you see how much work this was to make?
I guess not, since you're not using flash yourself...
me likey
Well, more characters are coming... I like that, from a ninja horse to an elephant riding Roman emperor. I hope the others are as flavorful
It tried it 3 times and it only loaded once
Work out your bugs.
A review isn't useful unless you give the submission a 10.
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