thelordofcheese's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Terrorist Hunt v4.0]

I didn't realize terroists were still "in"

Like stick figures, without the fxf anim. Bad graphics, bad music, intermediate gameplay. The only thing remotely good were the sfx. Boring game with "terrorists", geez, really reaching for an angle. Was this done with Bush Administration VPR funding? Maybe it was made by jingoistic forces... Anyhu, aside from the plot/storyline/motivation, it just lacks so much.

[Xom-Li: The mansion]

NG, home of horrible spelling and grammar!

Is this a game? Wait... no, it isn't. Oh, there it is! Oh, no! Awolf! Two wolves! Upside-down wolves!! Sideways wolves? Is there an end to the madness? Yes, but it's too easy. Not bad, though. What's up with not reloading?

[Robber]

Woot! 17K!

Pretty fun classroom clone. Good controls. Only thing I didn't like was if you touched something you still "bumped" it until you stepped back. but fun!

[Grave 2]

Not bad for newbie gamers

Not too hard not too easy. Makes me wanna play Blake Stone. Back then you didn't really need to be an artist to make games that were fun to play! And this one kept me goin till the end. Controls coulda been more responsive. And more sound.

[new Salad Fingers Dressup]

Wow! dress-up not designed for furries and wankers

Not that I usually or even in this case like dress-ups, I did play with that for a bit. Nice fanboy stuff, stuck to the subjects roots, and the reset procedure was excellent and fit well with the atmosphere that Firth created and which you were able to emulate. I guess that's why I voted higher than on normal dress-ups. Plus, it's fun for the whole family, and not just those whishing to pleasure themselves by looking at anime girls, cuz not everyon'e into girls, though I wish my g/f was just a little. Not too much, mind you!

[Battle For Terry Schiavo]

Just average

Not that funny, and really just a bad PacMan clone with a maze twist, or sumthyin. You know where I'm goin. And the graphics were just BAD. Sound got annoying.

[Snow Fight 3.0]

not too impressive

The controls and reactiontimes kinda sucked, plus it's too familiar to many games like this out there. It's like making a great realistic pool game. Been done. And it needs more cowbell, or a song, perhaps BOC

[KirstyAlleyEatsFettucini]

Well, it's listed as movie

and considering how easy it is it mioght as well be. Shows the real face of US life, we care that other ppl that we dont know are fat, but not that ppl we dont kno r starving. I'll give it a 3 to help protect the link at the end. Moves slow and sumtimes can't get the food thrown on the sides. No real point, not that hard. Very 1980's War on Drugs comicbook type graphics.

Gnool responds:

Hey thanks for pointing out that I submitted this as a movie - I've fixed it up. This is pretty much the first flash thing I've ever done, and I wanted to get it finished quickly so people wouldn't forget about the Jenny Craig ad she's in hence the spectacular graphics :-)

[South park S8 Ep2]

Dude, no...

the sound goes over itself, the images are distorted, it's hard to read the text. Don't ever post to NG again. I wish there was a "Least Favorite Author" section, and you'd be the only one in it.

knokout responds:

at least im not a cocksucker