thelordofcheese's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Battle For Terry Schiavo]

Just average

Not that funny, and really just a bad PacMan clone with a maze twist, or sumthyin. You know where I'm goin. And the graphics were just BAD. Sound got annoying.

[Snow Fight 3.0]

not too impressive

The controls and reactiontimes kinda sucked, plus it's too familiar to many games like this out there. It's like making a great realistic pool game. Been done. And it needs more cowbell, or a song, perhaps BOC

[KirstyAlleyEatsFettucini]

Well, it's listed as movie

and considering how easy it is it mioght as well be. Shows the real face of US life, we care that other ppl that we dont know are fat, but not that ppl we dont kno r starving. I'll give it a 3 to help protect the link at the end. Moves slow and sumtimes can't get the food thrown on the sides. No real point, not that hard. Very 1980's War on Drugs comicbook type graphics.

Gnool responds:

Hey thanks for pointing out that I submitted this as a movie - I've fixed it up. This is pretty much the first flash thing I've ever done, and I wanted to get it finished quickly so people wouldn't forget about the Jenny Craig ad she's in hence the spectacular graphics :-)

[South park S8 Ep2]

Dude, no...

the sound goes over itself, the images are distorted, it's hard to read the text. Don't ever post to NG again. I wish there was a "Least Favorite Author" section, and you'd be the only one in it.

knokout responds:

at least im not a cocksucker

[Terri: Culture of Death]

Oh your nonexistent god!

You mean she's gonna die anyway?
I gave interactivity a 10 because it was so life-like. (hehe)

[Toxic Turtle Mayhem]

Dolphin Jump

I played a game like this except you could jump out of the water and the sound wasn't annoying. Sure, you can turn it off, but why not just make it not annoying.

[The Bounce]

Made it

Too badd there aren't SFX. No sound after the song stops. And if I held [^] of [v] I could stick at the bottom.

[Accumulator]

Wow, that sucked

That was the stupidest waste of almost two minutes of my life. Stupid storyline and it's NOT A GAME! A game usually poses some challenge. I recommend that anyone who thought that was good should ride the short bus to school. What fun is a game without a challenge?

Rubbertje responds:

It IS a game! And you're one of the lamest reviewers there is!

Can't you see how much work this was to make?
I guess not, since you're not using flash yourself...

[Powerfox V.2]

me likey

Well, more characters are coming... I like that, from a ninja horse to an elephant riding Roman emperor. I hope the others are as flavorful