thelordofcheese's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Roboxer 2]

The controls!

Not very responsive. A little repetive, too. Why am I writing this? In you comments you state that you don't care. But you're right, about the FPage... those are actually considered abusive reviews according to the NG rules that users are SUPPOSED to read...
But, ya, the controls weren't very good and it didn't keep me interested.

[Peaceplane]

Just a little cramped

I love your drawing style, and the animation is very classical, so you can't go wrong. Not much action in the 6 levels I played, so you could work on that. However, the background colors kept the visuals very pleasing, and you kept adding new enemies. Maybe if the gameplay was sped up a bit each wave it would make it more interesting. And possibly power-ups in the later stages. I also love the metaphorical imagery. "The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention"; that's irony! Seriously, shooting warmachines down with delicate flowers. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity. Nice job, put it in my favs.
Oh, and though I like the style, very retro-shooter arcade style, it could be a "little" taller.
And perhaps some really low-volume bgmus.

[Zynex (demo version2)]

needs work.has promise

pretty good modeling
you shouuld insert some hidden items, like in boxes or the soda machine or behind glass/doors
change space/ctrl to left/right
too short, but it is a demo.

[Terrorist Hunt v4.0]

I didn't realize terroists were still "in"

Like stick figures, without the fxf anim. Bad graphics, bad music, intermediate gameplay. The only thing remotely good were the sfx. Boring game with "terrorists", geez, really reaching for an angle. Was this done with Bush Administration VPR funding? Maybe it was made by jingoistic forces... Anyhu, aside from the plot/storyline/motivation, it just lacks so much.

[Xom-Li: The mansion]

NG, home of horrible spelling and grammar!

Is this a game? Wait... no, it isn't. Oh, there it is! Oh, no! Awolf! Two wolves! Upside-down wolves!! Sideways wolves? Is there an end to the madness? Yes, but it's too easy. Not bad, though. What's up with not reloading?

[Robber]

Woot! 17K!

Pretty fun classroom clone. Good controls. Only thing I didn't like was if you touched something you still "bumped" it until you stepped back. but fun!

[Grave 2]

Not bad for newbie gamers

Not too hard not too easy. Makes me wanna play Blake Stone. Back then you didn't really need to be an artist to make games that were fun to play! And this one kept me goin till the end. Controls coulda been more responsive. And more sound.

[new Salad Fingers Dressup]

Wow! dress-up not designed for furries and wankers

Not that I usually or even in this case like dress-ups, I did play with that for a bit. Nice fanboy stuff, stuck to the subjects roots, and the reset procedure was excellent and fit well with the atmosphere that Firth created and which you were able to emulate. I guess that's why I voted higher than on normal dress-ups. Plus, it's fun for the whole family, and not just those whishing to pleasure themselves by looking at anime girls, cuz not everyon'e into girls, though I wish my g/f was just a little. Not too much, mind you!

[Battle For Terry Schiavo]

Just average

Not that funny, and really just a bad PacMan clone with a maze twist, or sumthyin. You know where I'm goin. And the graphics were just BAD. Sound got annoying.