thelordofcheese's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Basic Chara Creator Tut]

HAHAHA! That SUCKLED!

Seriously, terribly drawn, and your music selector is broken. When I changed scenes the music changed but the selector display didn't. Plus, like we really need more dress-up games. Especially ones as ugly as your tutorial.

And you didn't even tell them to make sections for different clothing for different body types. Like legs1 has a subset of leg_clothing different from legs_2 that you can change with another button. And what about layers? Like shirts that hang over pants?

Also, your setup was terrible. And giving it a fancy name like "Character creator" doesn't make it any less of a dress-up game. What can I expect. It seems that you cannot code properly, as is evident by your broken music selector.

Furthermore,

And I must reiterate: No more ugly (and boring) dress-ups. That's why the only redeeming factor of my only submission was its message rather than it's content. Oh, and I actually at least spent time to make it look good. /portal/view/242661

yoyoboy666 responds:

It's not meant to have good graphics. It's just showing people how to do what I did. This code could be helpful to people. If you didn't care for the graphics, I might improve those. But all my other reviews didn't complain about much/anything. I only added the music selector as an extra thing, it's probably broken because I originally coded it to stay on one frame. And I noted in the example that I'll make another tutorial sometime if people want to know about changing body types/using layers.

[The Insult Machine]

The future of animation

God damn, I hope not. Ugly piece of ill-sounding crap, it is. Oh, and terrible text-to-speech sound board! Wonderful. Seriously. I'm not totally lying.

[ClassicRockQuiz 1Year Ago]

Bland

And nice "extra credit." Really. It's great to generalize. Because lyrics mean nothing, and classic rock has never spewed out a pile of steaming shit. Oh, wait... I was using poxism.

The text was ugly, the color scheme uninspired, the self-gratifying display boring and the questions too easy. And there are good rap songs. And there are bad rock songs.

KyleDaFox responds:

No there are no good rap songs, it was a joke, anyway, yes there are bad rock songs but not many.

[Block Level Editor]

Liked it

Very much like SpongeBob KrabbyQuest. Liked the sound. I did however get to the level editor after the 3rd or 4th stage, so I see this as a glitch. Nice BG music. Ambient and not annoying. The graphics were soft as well; easy on the eyes. Simple games are always the best. See: Dr. Mario.

[Katakana Game v0.25]

Buggy as a bunny

It kept showing me 'Ka' and I kept clicking it. Each time it said I was wrong. Then, at some points, Ka wasn't even a choice. Nice concept and sound.

LuckyLollipopLad responds:

I haven't encountered this problem, despite much testing.

Bear in mind that when the start to be rotated, they can be tricky to spot, so maybe it was there, but the rotation threw you off?

And the principle behind the kRating system is that if you get something wrong, it will show you that same thing again, to learn from your mistakes.

Thanks for bothering to give the bug report and also for balancing that with the kind words. I'd like some more details regarding the former and will shoot you a PM.

Stay funky!

[Genetic Glow I]

This was made in 2002?

The you are god. I hope you have been keeping up and improving you skills. If you haven't then get to it. Study and practice. Also, your filesize is small, so small. You did everything right and should make a tutorial.

[Tricksy]

I always like being the savior

innovative mix of controls
wish I woulda thunked it

[Maze Madness Game]

What resolution are you at?

Join 2006. I'm not changing my display to play that slightly flawed game. You can RClick after you point at the green button to skip forward and the spaces are too tight for hi-res displays. The graphics were blotchy, why may make it "challenging" on lower resolutions, but just end up to be frustratingly ugly on larger monitor. Yet, the contextual blocking was a nice twist. Sound got annoying.

Brewell responds:

What dont you underatand about FIRST ATEMPT get with the program you dont know what you are saying cause i dident inderstand most of this review

[Escape From Retirement]

Boss battles

Nice sound. Good graphics and a variety of characters. Only a few slight flaws on the transparency layers. I would have liked to see some projectiles like molatov cocktails and hand grenades. While the rocketlauncher was nice, I killed a lady on a scooter but when the scooter came to me I didn't get hurt, I did like how you could either kill her by shooting her or blowing up the scooter. Also, multiple hits would be nice so their corpses could be torn apart, or to make tougher enemies. And maybe have them decompose quickly. It would be a fun graphic. One last thing. Boss battles.