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Nothing too new or interesting

But I like it. This type of game has been around. In fact, there was an example .fla on flashkit or a similar site that people were submitting to the portal a few weeks after it appeared there. But the idea is even older than flash.

However, this added much o the idea. First, the avoid objects don't move in strictly lines so they can curve all around the stage. This adds to the unpredictablity and challenge. The power-ups are simple yet useful. And the colors and design are superb. Excellent job.

Question:

Why was Will so mad at Cartman?
But seriously, very funny take on the evil that is Will Smith. Welcome to the New Willenium, bitch!

ANYwho, there was nice detailing without making the graphics too rich (and thus sacrificing performance to some). Sound was great. Funny storyline. Controls worked quite well.
Jowever, the game was a little easy once you figured out how to play it, and I beat it on the first time. I don't know how much replay value this has. Maybe make a multistage version (it seems like you have a small enough filesize right now to do that) and perhaps minigames.

Any Easter Eggs in here?

Great tutorial.

Well, volume control, nice crisp interface. Covers the basics well with good descriptions and examples. I'd explain the code a little more though, like another step for "in depth."

Look at the code for the NG preloader. Basically, you stop the flash and check the number of bytes in the movie against the number of bytes already loaded, then play (at about 95% just in case the last few bits hang).

bloodragon1 responds:

Ya i tried to put most of the basic stuff in im thinking of making a Sequal to it or another version and explaining how to amke a preloader and i shall explain the script THX for the review.

Great!

Nice job! It was only a matter of time. Of course you chose the right music. Nice BG images. crude and funny at the same time. I like the pooping, too.

FLiXD responds:

Everybody likes the pooping

Poor

The way the layers are done is very poor. some objects that you would expect to be hidden by others are actually on top of them.

And what was with that voice?

If you have an impediment, try going to a speech therapist (or getting a ghost voice).

Dude, what the fuck was with the piss-poor movie at the beginning?
If this was a first try at wrinting anything, it's a good place to start. But that doesn't mean it's good.

EVERYTHING needs work.

Maybe a 1

Slow, boring, and the bomb that you just dropped moves when the plane moves. i'm pretty sure that is not how gravity works.

Did you use GoogleMaps?

Your PRELOADER didn't even work

That's right. Your preloader showed 0/0 up until it was finally loaded. Have you ever heard of dynamic text?

Also, it was a bunch of TEXT! I could google that shit. Shitty, shuitty shit of a shit piece of shit flash. Complete crap.

the-nacho responds:

Yes, I have heard of dynamic text. I used it in the preloader. I don't know why it doesn't work.

Whoa

Great idea and wonderful graphics. Beatiful into, and great menu screen. I think the sound could have been more pronouced and equally mixed, but it was still remarkably good. I didn't like the motions during attack, but it reminded me of the old Genesis game Beavis & Butthead! So this was very good. Be proud.

This is why I say all dress-ups suck

Just becaue your graphics look polished doesn't mean this game is any good. Lack of objects and hey! not that hard to program. It's boring. And the music is annoying. But ai guess all dress-ups are like that.

A review isn't useful unless you give the submission a 10.

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